jason funderberker’s dad: *places hand on shoulder* sonderberker
mmabelpines: jason enters a race. jason runderberker jason takes a vow of chastity. jason nunderberker jason stands beside his father. jason sonderberker jason is a large sphere of hot gas. jason sunderberker jason gets first place in a contest. jason wonderberker jason ignores wirt. jason shunderberker jason watches old tv shows. jason rerunderberker jason makes ...
wtfeveridgaf: jumpingbutnotforjoy: Goth Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
violinvirtuoso: I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
notchicken: *releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
thesunmaid: my chem teacher made a pun today and i took it too far
lvrnemalvo: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even OH MY FUCKING GOD
romtorum5ever: Robin the bank
broughttoyoubytheletterq: theleeryone: broughttoyoubytheletterq: what do you call a dictionary on drugs If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
whiteboyfriend: whiteboyfriend: today my sister dropped an orange at the grocery store and i was like guess you could call it a floorange thanks