fuckingrecipes:

geometricdeathtrap:

noemail:

PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT SPACE BAFFLE ME LIKE THEY JUST FOUND A PLANET WHERE IT RAINS GLASS AND IT RAINS SIDEWAYS ITS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN U NOT CARE IF U CANT BE EXCITED ABOUT SPACE GET OUT MY FACE

THERE IS A SUPER MASSIVE CLOUD OF DRINKABLE ALCOHOL FLOATING AROUND IN SPACE AND FROM WHAT WE CAN TELL SO FAR IT’S RASPBERRY FLAVORED OKAY

RASPBERRY ALCOHOL IN SPACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE SPACE TRAVEL ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT KIDS GROW UP WANTING TO BE. 

LIKE, FUCK IT GREAT JOB IF YOU WANT TO BE A DOCTOR I LOVE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, BUT IF YOU’RE THE ENGINEER OF A FUCKING SPACECRAFT THAT WILL LET ME STICK MY HEAD IN A CELESTIAL CLOUD OF MOTHERFUCKING RASPBERRY SPACE BOOZE, YOU MAY JUST WIN THE GRATITUDE OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. 

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